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johnthecob

At 17:35:58 on 15.10.08, johnthecob wrote:
With lots of carrots.

 

johnthecob

At 17:36:24 on 15.10.08, johnthecob wrote:
How did the instructor try to make horse riding enjoyable? He tried to stirrup some interest!

 

johnthecob

At 17:39:05 on 15.10.08, johnthecob wrote:
How do you hire a horse? Put a brick under each hoof!

 

johnthecob

At 17:39:21 on 15.10.08, johnthecob wrote:
How do you make a small fortune out of horses? Start off with a large fortune!

 

johnthecob

At 17:39:49 on 15.10.08, johnthecob wrote:
I went riding today. Horseback? Yes about an hour before I did!

 

johnthecob

At 17:40:51 on 15.10.08, johnthecob wrote:
What is a horses favourite TV show? Neeeebours

 

johnthecob

At 17:43:11 on 15.10.08, johnthecob wrote:
What is a thespian pony? A little horse play!

 

johnthecob

At 17:47:01 on 15.10.08, johnthecob wrote:
What has four legs and see just as well from either end? A horse with his eyes closed!

 

trotter

At 22:43:41 on 20.10.08, trotter wrote:
Did you hear about the man who named his horse Radish?

 

trotter

At 22:47:05 on 20.10.08, trotter wrote:
Why can't horses dance? Because they have 2 left feet!

 

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