At 16:03:45 on 29.11.11, quorum wrote:
Have you every been so devious as to buy your own rosettes,convincing others that you had won them, siphon money from your child benefit to pay for riding lessons, feed your family pony carrots and pass them off as Waitrose, fallen off your horse and broken your leg so you could miss your 0 levels, got so drunk when you were 14 at a drag hunt, that you had to pretend to your mother that you were concussed? No? Me neither, but say if you had, wouldn't it be nice to find a place that you could unburden yourself of all your horsey sins. Well wait no longer, here is that place, feel free to fess up. None of your sins will be passed onto a third party ( unless they are REALLY funny of course)!

At 17:39:17 on 30.11.11, Dazzle wrote:
Buy 'pony' carrots and feed them to the family all the time. But my biggest sin, I was once in a very competitive yard and the pressure was always on to come home with a ribbon. My old horse was grey and if we lost, I kept a tin of purple spray in the lorry and a quick whoosh of purple spray on the leg and everyone was very sympathic, oh dear had an accident going X country. The funny thing was I swear blind that once the purple spray came out my horse looked lame!

At 19:44:42 on 30.11.11, quorum wrote:
Your secret is safe with me! I love the fact that your horse was also in on the duplicity, that's a real bond you had there! Say three Hail Mary Kings, your sins will be forgiven. BTW I have a job lot of purple spray in the garage you can have for a pony ( a real one, not £25)!

At 19:32:38 on 14.12.11, dudeskiess wrote:
i buy a 10kg bag of carrots in the supermarket that i work in and bring home bannanas,apples that have gone bad wel just bad to sell nothing wrong with them, so my lad gets dessert every evening