Move over Michael McIntyre, seriously funny horse jokes...... Postings...
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At 09:12:09 on 16.06.11, Em28 wrote:
Er well maybe not the funniest jokes ever, but would be great to hear any jokes from anyone that are horse related or even better if anyone is good at making up jokes......
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At 09:12:37 on 16.06.11, Em28 wrote:
A horse walks slowly into a pub and orders a drink.
“Evenin’” says the barman, “why the long face?”
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At 09:14:01 on 16.06.11, Em28 wrote:
What’s a horse’s favourite TV programme?
Neighbours |
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At 09:15:11 on 16.06.11, Em28 wrote:
Why was the racehorse named Bad News? Because bad news travels fast! |
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At 10:54:45 on 16.06.11, zoelovesanimals wrote:
What happened to the horse that swallowed a dollar bill? It bucked! |
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At 10:56:03 on 16.06.11, zoelovesanimals wrote:
What is horse sense? Stable thinking and the ability to say nay! |
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At 10:58:08 on 16.06.11, zoelovesanimals wrote:
What do you call a horse wearing Venetian blinds? A zebra! |
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At 16:48:55 on 31.07.11, Goldie Rex 3 wrote:
cool joke :P ha |
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